Coldplay = alte Trantüten
Popbitch has a new answer to that:

An Australia man was driving down the freeway when he noticed the woman in the car beside him waving. When they pulled up at the lights he wound down the window.

"I've just bought the new Coldplay album", she said. "Do you want it? It's crap!"

The man said yes, and she chucked the CD through the open car window. At that point he realised it was "Muriel's Wedding" star Toni Collette.